ArtBistro

"this is a simple game...........", intro to a ruse  --giovanni

"this is not a love song" - john lydon ( PIL)

Everyone starts by working on spec. Once it sells everyone makes big money- producer from Nickelodeon

This is absolutely FREE trial offer! If you want to keep the subscription do nothing. I just need your credit card number.  

    -almost every magazine company

Everybody brings a different set of experiences to the office and also has a different kind of understanding with whoever the president is. Each administration is different. And there's no reason why Sarah Palin can't be a successful vice president in a McCain administration.

                                                             ~ Dick Cheney

"Ask your doctor if "*********" is right for you".  -TV advertisement for drugs your doctor is too greedy to not let you take and is too ignorant of to tell you that it will make:  your computer crash, your stock values plummet, your urine unable to flow freely, your children become bi-sexual, your ox get gored, your simplistic view of life be supported, your anal sphincter fail in its controlling behavior thus allowing your intestines to escape, wrap around your neck, strangling you and descending to that porthole for literary completeness, to whit, re-enter nearly unobserved, so that you might have a chance at an entry in the Guinness Book of Records as one of the least likely forms of suicide, comparable to the "multiple" suicide case of Harmon  G. Kostinetto, who was found strangled with a snood which covered the sub-arachnal temporal bullet wound received simultaneously with six deep thoracic puncture wounds in the vicinity of T10 and T12, while ski-dooing in the great Teton under an avalanche precipitated by the ski patrol as a part of the off-season snow-slide prevention program, when a misguided missile was discharged into the lodge at the local spa where Mr. Kostinetto was in the process of parking his semi-terrain vehicle, at the request of the voluptuous Ms Verna "Flossie" Pulkette, to join her in her pre-dinner skinny dip in the spa's pancreas shaped pool. Ms. Pulkette has not been reachable for comment,  despite numerous attempts, since her immediate removal to Sicily due to her great aunt's ill health.

SheilaTS says ...

"What exactly does a Vice President do all day anyway?"

~ Sarah Palin

Waits for the president to go to bed, sleep and then, wake up. Where upon, the VP is required,constitutionally, to ask after The President's health.

Small wonder Ms Palin thought she could do that!

But, it's a horse of another color if the old fart kicks off, now, isn't it?

Moral:

Never vote for a dead president just because he's still walking.

 'Hope' and 'Change' ... right. It worked great for Germany in the '30s ...

Read my lips...No New Taxes!

I'd vote for Stormin Norman if he ran, don't know if he'd take care of taxes etc...but I'd bet we'd find ol Osama P.D.Q !!

klockarsdesign says ...

Pre Script

Everyone and his uncle's brother is promising change...right down to McDonalds and the paper boy. 

I'm tired of the meaningless ness of these words.

I hope I never here the word change again.

From now on I will wear the same clothes, use only folding money and tell the wait person to "Keep the coins!"

 

 

If we want change, we first have to start with ourselves and secondly believe it is possible to shape others with our own decissions as to how we live our lives and how we don't conduct ourselves.  We are artists and writers, and other caliber of artists, we envision and reflect those possibilities both good and bad, and it is through us, the others come to learn about themselves, us and the world and all it's possiblities and what we have to offer in a simple promise whispered in our soul. If you believe hope to be hollow and a promise a spectre of a dream that comes to haunt and truth to be an illusive and ungraspable dream... then you condemn yourself and the others to hopelessness that you believe to be of yourself. 

 

Each person is a promise of greatness, good or bad, and we each can make a difference... hollowness of a soul or that promise whispered deep within the mystery of our very being; either can be found, which one will you embrace.

 

 

Scaramouche... in Twilight's Shadow.. a Dream...

 

We have learned from our mistakes, we need to remove these constaints to help stimulate the economy.

-Stock Market Lobbyists

No plan is better than this plan!

They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold dead hands-

-a Moses impersonator

Our fish special today is made with fresh premium Cape Cod Scrod.

-selling it like it is...(something)